Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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