Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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