do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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