is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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