What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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