she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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