My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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