My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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