Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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