coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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