I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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