Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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