quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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