My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
How's work?
Spinning.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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