i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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