gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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