Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball. http://tfl.nu/c4b7
  Replies (11) Good night (1843) Bad night (649)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing. http://tfl.nu/8x8y
  Replies (35) Good night (4709) Bad night (576)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream. http://tfl.nu/dq78
  Replies (8) Good night (3887) Bad night (529)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream." http://tfl.nu/w9nn
  Replies (11) Good night (4507) Bad night (988)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So gin and wine won't be happening again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): So gin and wine won't be happening again http://tfl.nu/oyej
  Replies (16) Good night (916) Bad night (3446)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots. http://tfl.nu/yy52
  Replies (75) Good night (1430) Bad night (6240)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger" http://tfl.nu/ftph
  Replies (20) Good night (4256) Bad night (1073)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

  (863): View more from Florida

  Can I come live with you?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC... (863): Can I come live with you? http://tfl.nu/y56x
  Replies (21) Good night (5600) Bad night (1129)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  i don't really know how much tequila is too much

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): i don't really know how much tequila is too much http://tfl.nu/p5o7
  Replies (16) Good night (4399) Bad night (1652)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I? http://tfl.nu/fiqy
  Replies (5) Good night (2636) Bad night (1074)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night http://tfl.nu/2p0f
  Replies (1) Good night (1375) Bad night (665)
• Favorite

  (347): View more from New York

  When are you not under some influence?

  (917): View more from New York City

  Since last Tuesday...yesterday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (347): When are you not under some influence? (917): Since last Tuesday...yesterday. http://tfl.nu/zuz3
  Replies (3) Good night (1500) Bad night (651)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex. http://tfl.nu/9sp5
  Replies (4) Good night (1011) Bad night (557)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday? http://tfl.nu/cltz
  Replies (5) Good night (745) Bad night (391)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box http://tfl.nu/1krj
  Replies (6) Good night (427) Bad night (232)

Randomize