Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do vagina's smell?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.