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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying

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