You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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