I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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