If i come over, it means nothing
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.