I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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