So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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