Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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