Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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