Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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