there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We were destined to go to rehab together
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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