No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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