All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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