is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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