It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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