quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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