I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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