he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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