i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
