i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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