Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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