any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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