the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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