I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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