Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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