What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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