you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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