Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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