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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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