ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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