I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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