no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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