She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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