Dual....:-)
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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