so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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