if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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