she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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