franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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