I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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