how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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