I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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