guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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